Champagne Taste, Water Budget

It's tragic that life has imparted a taste way beyond my budget. Being terminally poor, finding ways to appease the palate on an almost non-existent budget has become a way of life instead of an adventure.

Herein lies the chronicles of poverty. If ye be a snob, mosey on along. But if like me, you are looking for a way to enjoy life at almost no cost or on the cheap, come along for the ride.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Kailan & Mushrooms

Everything took a back seat today as I suddenly found myself having to deal with some work issues.  Which meant I did not have the chance to do my weekly shopping.  Hopefully I can get to do some tomorrow before work.


But this was a good thing as it gave me a chance to use up some of the stuff in the fridge.  I had half a packet of kailan and quite a bit of shiitake mushrooms which I need to consume before they start going off.  There is also half a packet of tai bak choy left over from the Soup Insomnia expedition, a packet of asparagus and three Japanese cucumbers.  Man, I really need to hustle and use them all up before I bugger off.


I had some leftover mutton curry rice from the previous night as well as a large tub of Soup Insomnia so I decided on a simple dish of vegetables to round off the meal.


Kailan and Mushroom in Oyster Sauce
About 8 bunches of young kailan
8 fresh shiitake mushrooms
1 1/2 cloves garlic
1 tbsp oil
1 cup water
1 1/2 tbsp oyster sauce
1 tsp light soy sauce
Pinch of sugar
Dash of pepper

1. Prep time:
- Wash the kailan
- Wash and cut off the woody stalk of the shiitake mushrooms
- Peel, top and mince the garlic


2. Heat the oil and when smoking, add the garlic, quick frying till fragrant


3. Add the mushrooms and stir fry briskly on high


4. Add water, oyster sauce, soy sauce and sugar.  Adjust to taste. 


5. Bring to boil and then lower heat to braise gently till sauce is reduced.  If it gets too dry you can keep adding water or stock.  I preferred water this time because I wanted a lighter vegetable side dish today


6. Add the kailan and cover and braise till kailan is cooked, turning occasionally


7.  Plate.  Eat.


This is such a simple dish and a staple in many Chinese households I have been told.  I simple adore it as I love all vegetables from the rabe family.  And it is a beautiful accompaniment to so many dishes and yet it can hold its own as a main dish.  If I was using this as a main, I would use stock instead of water and add some shredded conpoy in the braising to give it more richness and texture.


I had a great meal and was a much happier camper at work because of it.  Maybe I should give this dish a fancy name like Mood Lifter Kailan and Mushrooms.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Japanese Food Fair at Isetan Scotts

I always see the ads for the Japanese food fair but for some reason I never go.


I know the "some reason".


One, I am not that familiar with Japanese food.  Because of our family background, we never touched Japanese food (actually Japanese anything) growing up so the only time I tried Japanese food was when I was in my twenties.  The experience put me off Japanese food for a long time as my virgin try happened to be a piece of not-so-fresh sushi, which literally left a bad taste in my mouth.


My second attempt was years later at a friend's insistence and it was sashimi.  I was sold from then on.  


Due to my late foray into the world of Japanese food, I never learnt how to cook Japanese food and have no clue what and how to use many of the ingredients.  The Japanese food fairs at Isetan Scotts always seemed really fascinating but just too high level for a neophyte like me.


Also, the stuff are expensive!  


Yet, this one item on the Japanese fair really drew me in.  What is sesame paste with honey and how do you use it?  I am only  familiar with our tahini.  I am beyond intrigued.

Man U Be The Devil?

From Yahoo News comes this -


Muslims warned against 'devilish' Man Utd jersey

Muslims warned against 'devilish' Man Utd jersey
 
KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - – Muslims must not wear the famous Manchester United red jersey because of the "devil" emblem on its team crest, Malaysian clerics said Wednesday.

Manchester United and the rest of the English Premier League are massively popular in Muslim-majority Malaysia and the rest of the Asian region, but conservative religious scholars said the jersey is un-Islamic.

Also off limits are the shirts of teams including Brazil, Portugal, Barcelona, Serbia and Norway, all of which carry images of the cross on their team emblems.

"This is very dangerous. As a Muslim, we should not worship the symbols of other religions or the devils," Nooh Gadot, a top Islamic cleric from the southern Johor state, told AFP.

"It will erode our belief in Islam. There is no reason why we as Muslims should wear such jerseys, either for sports or fashion reasons," said Nooh, an advisor to the Johor religious council.

"Even if it (the jersey) is a gift, we should decline it. It is even more sinful when people realise this is wrong and still buy these jerseys to wear," he added.

Nooh said there was no "fatwa", or religious edict, against the shirts but that one was not needed when it was clearly wrong for Muslims to don such a garment.

"These Muslims should repent, repent immediately," he said.

Another leading cleric, Harussani Zakaria, a cleric from northern Perak state, agreed that devils should be shunned, not celebrated.

"Yes of course in Islam we don't allow people to wear this sort of thing," he told AFP. "Devils are our enemies, why would you put their picture on you and wear it? You are only promoting the devil."
Malaysia is a generally moderate Islamic country, but conservative clerics have issued controversial edicts in the past including a ban on the ancient practice of yoga, which is criticised for including Hindu religious elements.


OK, I am not a Man U fan.  *Ducks the brickbats*


But still, I think the latest almost-fatwa in Malaysia against them is little ... ridiculous.  What devil?  The chap holding the pitchfork?  Oh come on ...


I know loads of Malaysian Muslim friends who are Man U supporters, and I really think none of them are going to give up wearing their jerseys to cheer on their team.  However, to make them feel bad for doing so is just well, unsporting.


Also, if they did not wear their jerseys I would not know not to share a table with them since I most likely will be rooting for the other team.  Which makes it downright dangerous.  Now, that's way more devilish to subject me to such dangers!


So couldn't we just live and let live?  Although if you wanna claim some of the Man U players are devils and ban them from playing, I am not gonna complain.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Weekly Supermarket Dash - 22 July 2010

I have to work this weekend which means I will not have the time to do my weekly marketing.  And next week I have to go out of town so I thought I would get my shopping sorted now.


Fortunately, because I will not be home much, I do not need that much as I still have a bunch of groceries left.  Which reminds me I better use them up before Friday.  Which leaves ... tomorrow.  Wow, it's gonna be a 4-course meal tomorrow then.  


Anyway, here is the chart of offers available as of 22 July.


I have to commend the IT department of NTUC Fairprice.  They are the most up-to-date and user-friendly website among all the supermarkets in Singapore.  I checked their website this morning and it was not updated.  By the time I returned this evening, their Thursday specials were updated.  Imagine that!  Just before  Thursday arrives.  That's a dedicated website development group they have there.  Not sure if I should commend their in-house department or the marketing department for hiring a competent PR/media agency.


Anyway, the rest are really slacking.  With the exception of Cold Storage.  Which has updated with the latest offers.  However, I dislike their website set-up for a couple of reasons.


One - their latest and past promotions are not properly defined.  You have the two mixed willy-nilly with no clear division so if you were not careful, you might actually be looking at an offer that has expired or will be expiring tomorrow alongside today's latest offer. 


Two - they are amusingly slack about their offers.  Take the example of the Mili products.  The promotion price is exactly the same as the usual retail price.  How do I know?  Because Cold Storage gamely puts the two, one above the other, for you to laugh at.


Still, at least they updated, which is more than what I can say for Carrefour.  Guys, you wouldn't be waiting for the next World Cup, right?  Hate to break it to you but that's another 4 years away.


And Sheng Siong really shows their roots too.  Like Carrefour, they have not updated their promotions page, which then makes it unclear if last week's promotion is still valid.  However, and interestingly enough, they have added a 7th Month Package web page.  Wow ... interesting ...


Anyway, this week's chart offers a few items of interest but nothing that is totally imperative except for the Seara frozen chicken, the Meiji milk (if it is still valid), Blueberry Morning Post and maybe the ribeye steak.


I will make a quick run to Sheng Siong, NTUC and maybe Cold Storage by Friday and update then.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Soup Insomnia

I have strange sleeping habits because of my work. I call it the Vampire Hours.


It also causes me bouts of insomnia interspersed with uncontrollable lapse of narcolepsy. So when I saw this recipe on happyhomemaker88's blog, I thought it was worth a try. Till I read the recipe. There wasn't a single herb in sight. Darn!


It also looked like a normal Chinese soup, except with less flavour. I am used to Cantonese soups which are stronger in flavour and a load more ingredients, I think, since I learnt most of my Chinese soup-making techniques in Hong Kong or from Hong Kong cooks. This looked rather bland at a glance. And it also included one of my lesser favoured Chinese ingredients - dried, salted fish.


But hey, I will give anything a try once.


I dutifully went and got all the ingredients and decided to substitute half the amount of dried, salted fish with dried oysters, to make it more palatable.


Despite my misgivings (and I had a lot, from the blandness issue to the cooking technique and handling of ingredients), I followed the recipe to the T. Almost. In the end, I had to give in to my need for more flavour and just added one item. I wanna sleep but I also need flavour in my food.


The original cook gave this soup a really long name - er, I will just call it Soup Insomnia, alright? I also halved the recipe as she was obviously cooking for a whole family and I'm just making it for the ole housemate and, well, me!




Soup Insomnia

500g tai bok choy
50g salted fish/dried oysters - I used 50g of each as I found the soup so bland
250g pork ribs - I used spare ribs so there's less pork as I am not keen on it
1 slab soft tofu
1 1/2 L water


Cook all ingredients together on simmer for 4 hours. Season to taste.


That's it. See? She says to season it to taste. Holy cow, I added in half a cube of chicken stock and 1.2 tsp salt with 5 dashes of white pepper before it tasted a level above sky juice otherwise. Wow, so tastelessness cures insomnia? I hope not 'cos I'm doomed then.


The cooking technique also troubled me. I understand the slow cooking concept of traditional Chinese tonics. But there's no herbs in this so pourquoi? Especially because you are using tai bok choy which can get really wilted and slimey when cooked to death like this. And soft tofu? You have to be so careful when you stir then as it will just break apart to little pieces.


I couldn't do it. I dutifully put in half the tai bok choy to cook and added the rest only in the last hour of cooking. Even then I winced to see their state at the end. I actually apologised for abusing them so. I felt so undeserving of their freshness.


The end result is the soup is still not as flavourful as I would have liked but it was easy to down. My Chinese housemate said it smelled good at any rate.


I do not know if it works but I will give it a go and update later.


Update 1:  I drank the soup.  It doesn't work.  I still could not sleep and when I did, it was per normal.  Maybe it needs a few doses before the effects are felt.  I shall keep an open mind until I consume the remainder of the soup tomorrow.

Update 2: Two days later, still no effect although the soup got tastier with each progressive re-heating.  Sigh, so that's a myth busted.  This soup does not work.  The quest continues.
 

Reality vs Advertising

I wanted to do a reality check.


I'd copied down the sales items which interest me and dutifully bounded off to the relevant shops to see how reality would knock on my shopping basket.


Unfortunately, a bout of sudden food poisoning (from drinking some not-so-fresh milk, which again reinforces my decision to cook more at home and not eat food from external and oftimes-dubious-in-hygiene sources), forced me to stay home on Sunday.  So I only managed to do the shopping on Monday.


I headed for the first stop, NTUC, during lunch time.


Here's the chart. (Only items in grey were purchased/available/for human consumption)



Most of the items listed in the ad was not even available.  And one, which was, was of such deplorable quality that even dogs would turn their noses at it.  Well, my dogs would!  But then again, they were used to quality grub back home.


The Japanese cucumbers were fine though and I thought I might either make some kimchi or pickled cucumbers since they seem fresh and crunchy.


Instead, I purchased a couple of things which were on promotion but were not advertised.


I did not purchase the rice at NTUC as it was too heavy to lug home from work, which I thought was rather a pity.  Well, God was obviously looking out for me.  Passing the local Shop N Save today, I popped in on impulse and voila!  There it was.  A big arse sign advertising that their 5kg No Frills Thai fragrant rice was going at $8.45.  That's $0.45 cheaper than NTUC.  And it was near home that I only had to lug it for a short distance.  Brilliant!


So if wasn't that bad a haul this week as I had enough to cook up a couple of nice meals.  I'm planning a stir-fry beef and asparagus dish and am trying out a recipe I found on another blog which focuses on Chinese medicinal and herbal concoctions that are healthy for the body.  Am a little sceptical about the efficacy of the recipe but I will try anything once.



I also wonder if someone from Carrefour is trolling the food blogs as a couple of days after I gave them a rather scathing review for their out-dated website, they put a "Coming Soon" tag on their promotions page.  About time.



Wet Markets vs Supermarket

Kapow!  Thuuuuwwaaapppp! 


In the battle between wet markets and supermarkets, it is no secret that wet markets rule.  When Sheng Siong announced that it was acquisitioning a bunch of wet markets and revamping them into Sheng Siong-lites, there was much furore.  Which, of course, in typical Singaporean style, then died to a whimper and was swiftly forgotten.


I stand by my view that wet markets should be allowed to thrive under the ole free market concept.


For example, yesterday, I bought a bunch of tai bak choy at an NTUC for $1.50, weighing in at 250g. There were only 3 bags available so I chose the least mangy looking one as I was desperate to make some soup and was unsure if I could make it to the wet market in time.


Today, I went moseying around the wet market during lunch.  At one store, I asked for tai bak choy but the stall vendor tried to convince me that Shanghai bak choy would suffice.  Eh, dude, no it wouldn't.  And he tried to give me a line that there was no tai bak choy available as it was raining so much.  Rrrrrright ...


Smiling sweetly, I thanked him and walked a couple of stalls down,  where I saw some beautiful tai bak choy miraculously just lying there, having missed the memo that they should not exist because of the rains.  For shame.


The previous stall vendor must have taken one look at me and thought, "What would this person know about vegetables?  Probably shopping for the mum and totally clueless."


Yeah.  I have only been cooking and food shopping since I was a kid.   


There was a huge range of vegetables for me to choose from at the second stall and what's more, the stall vendor was polite and did not treat me like the village idiot.


Now, I would not have been able to do that at a Sheng Siong or NTUC.  Check for better quality products at a cheaper price in one location.  Worse, there is less variety to choose from at the supermarkets.  And the quality ... it's beyond tragic.


Let's take the tai bak choy I purchased at the two locations.  Exhibit A - NTUC Pasar Tai Bak Choy.  Exhibit B - Wet Market Tai Bak Choy.


NTUC's 250g for $1.50 bought last night, on the left.  Wet market's approximately 300g for $1.50 bought this afternoon, on the right. (Oh yeah, I stored the NTUC's tai bok choy carefully in the crisper, in case you gonna start nitpicking)


Let the pictures tell the story.  



NTUC's was full of dirt, old and dying.  I had to discard about 25% of it.  The feel was leathery and the leaves were brittle.  It was quite horrible to handle and I swear some bunch even felt a little slimey as if they were starting to turn.  If you want to get really picky, that means only 187.5g was useable.



The wet market's had hardly any soil as the vendor obviously takes care and pride of his stock and presented it to his best ability.  The bak choy was fresher and younger.  Wonderfully crisp and the leaves felt alive and strong.  Handling it was such a pleasure.


It is obvious the supermarkets cannot compete with wet markets on quality.


And before supermarkets can blather on about how they fight on price because of economies of scale, note that I actually got more at the wet market at the same price.


OK, so they might retort that it works differently with vegetables.  Alrighty then, let's take meat.


I purchase 250g of spare ribs at the wet market for $5.  It was so fresh that it did not even have the porky smell I detest.  I know, I know, what did I expect pork to smell like, right?  But you know what I mean if you are not a pork fan like me.


At Shop N Save and NTUC, the spare ribs there were limited in choice and they were luridly dark red, with lots of stagnating blood running to a burgundy in some cases.  Now how long has that pig been dead, eh?  Worse, because the spare ribs had been pre-chopped, unlike the wet market's, the upper edges of each chunk not marinating in old blood was visibly drying.  


If I had purchased the spare ribs at NTUC, I would have had to buy at least two packs which would have been about 300g, instead of being able to buy exactly 250g.  And even if I managed to find exactly 250g, it would have been about $5.80.  Now how is that cheaper and fresher?


Fish?  I did not even bother to do a price comparison.  All I had to do was take a look at the fishes at both supermarkets, got a gander of the red, blurry eyes and I moved along.  There is no way on hell I would even go near those fishes!


I would still go the supermarkets to buy milk, cheese and staples that you cannot get at the wet market but for fresh produce, seafood and meat, my trusty little wet market is gold.  Of course we have not even discussed Cold Storage or Carrefour, which has much better quality products (not true of all outlets as I have seen true horrors at some small Cold Storages).  But the prices at the latter two are higher too.


I do wish that wet markets are more like those in Europe where we could literally get everything - even home gardens!  But they are a wonderful resource and I really think they should be preserved and not go the way of small cottage industries and business worldwide.  However, even in the countries where big corporations rule, they are realising that protecting local, small food businesses is important.  


Save the wet markets please.  For our health.  In all ways.

More Bedlinen Promotions - 20 July 2010

This looks good.  If only I lived nearer the East.  Isetan Tampines is way too out of the way for me.  But for those who live in that area and are looking to refurnish their bedrooms, might be worth a check.


Monday, July 19, 2010

60% off at Liang Seng


Woo hoo!  *Does high kick of joy*


One of my fave shops is having 60% off storewide.  If you have been waiting to purchase all your martial arts and sports stuff, now's the time to hit Liang Seng. 


Liang Seng Sports Equipment

6 Raffles Boulevard
#03-346 Marina Square S039594
(Suntec / City Hall Branch) Other Branches
  • Tel: 6339 1767
  • Website: http://www.liangseng.com
  • Operating Hours: Fri-Sun : 10.30 am - 10.00 pm
    Mon-Thur : 10.30 am - 9.30 pm
  • Getting There: Nearest MRT : City Hall
 
 

Tickets Contest to Sorcerer's Apprentice

I am a geek who likes comics and sci-fi, and action adventure movies, fantasy genres and the like.  Come on, my favourite movie is 300!


I was rather keen on the Sorcerer's Apprentice and was surfing for info when I saw the contest for freebies from xinmsn.  Cool.  Here's the link.  Good luck all!


Sorcerer's Apprentice Contest

Romantic Ronaldo

Tee hee.  I admit I am no fan of Ronaldo Cristiano.  I don't know why but I always just felt he was over-rated and overly arrogant - which was not helped by his World Cup performance.


But I must admit the chap is amusing.  Especially because he does not mean to be.


When I saw the news during World Cup that he had become a father, that became one of the hot topics of discussion as we waited for the matches to start.  


"Wah, where he get the time har?"


"Maybe that's why he was so distracted during the match and played like shit!"


"Didn't even know he had a girlfriend!"


"Ha ha, maybe neither did he!"


Oh, little did we know how close to the truth we were.  But the bits that set me cackling were these gems from xinmsn:


Approached in the least subtle of ways, the woman didn't understand Ronaldo's initial chat-up line of "Me, you, f***, f***", which led to the Real Madrid star drawing a heart on a misted up window and saying "Me, you, kiss" instead.



Hahahaha, bloody classic.  And the laughs just keep coming.


His mother made him keep his baby.  *Slapping palms on table, laughing hysterically*


I can just see it.  Mum pulling him by his ear as she lambasts him in torrid spews of fiery Portuegese while he sheepishly takes his paternity tests.  And then has to hand over his pay cheque monthly so she can deduct child support.  'Cos I am quite sure it's his mum who will be taking care of the kid.


And good luck on not letting the kid know his mother's identity when the whole world does.  Poor kid.

Age Does Not Equal Sage

It's truly tragic.  Lindsay Lohan.  Britney Spears.  Gary Coleman.  Drew Barrymore (except she cleaned herself up, fortunately).  Child stars who let fame beat their talents and lives out of them.


This was her in 1998. I remember her. I watched the movie "Parent Trap" onflight and thought, "What a cute little girl. She has something. She should go far."


Oy veh, she went far alright.


Here she is now. 12 years later. I hate to say this but she looks like she's 34 instead of 24. Actually she might even pass for a youthful 44.


Girl, you need to snap out of it. Before it snaps you.

Singapore's Rain Song - The Wave Song

Bwahahahaha!  This is the funniest thing I've seen and heard in a couple of weeks!  You may say Singaporeans are an accepting lot.  They are.  But they also have a sense of humour about it.


Not too sure about the government, or the "gahmen", as the Singaporeans bestow on them.  Watch fast.  This video may be taken off.  Or mysteriously hacked.  Or something ... maybe flooded ...

Promotions - 19 July 2010

If I were not so cash strap this month I would find another carnivorous friend and head out for this promotion.



But I would probably hit a Bakerzin to take advantage of their promotion as there is one on my shopping route.  Yummers.



I am so tempted to buy another cookbook with the Borders offer on cookbooks.  However, my newly acquired bookcase is already straining at the bolts.  Sigh.



Great Expotations

When I was a kid, the words "expo" would send a thrill through me ... every time.


I think it's because back then the word meant something completely different from the travesty it does now. Back then, there were real surprises, great finds, food, music and just plain fun. Also the first expo I went to was a book expo. I was hooked. Thousands of books in one place for el cheapo? I was in total heaven.


This love affair with expos lasted till Singapore introduced the concept of "lets get rid of expired products for not that cheap at a way out location and make the suckers who come queue for hours for everything". "Oh yeah, let's be darn rude to them too while doing that."


Charming.


I usually avoid them. It's not just the expo organisers. It's also the madding crowd who frequent them. If you want to see people imitating wild animals and displaying the most negative and unattractive traits, go to expos.


Occasionally, you meet kindred souls and you end up in a discreet huddle of solidarity, hoping to get out of there alive and untouched by the venom of desperation and entitlement.


So, why am I posting the John Little expo? Because they actually look like they have some items of interest for some value. Not to me as I do not really need anything in their ad but I know a friend of two who might.


The location alone would ensure I do not go. I only darken the streets of Changi only if I really need something. Like leave the country.


I have more interest in the bedlinen sale at Parkway Parade basement. One because I have a bit of bedlinen fetish. Second, 'cos I actually like Parkway Parade. Loads of food in that area. Yums. Laksa, char kway teow, fried oyster cake, that rice stall with lurvely otak ...

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Weekly Supermarket Dash - 17 Jul 2010

I don't know why there aren't more supermarkets with websites containing up-to-date information of their latest promotions and specials.


Some do not even have websites.  The shame.


I do my groceries shopping mainly with my finger.  Click, check.  Click, check.


I copy down all the prices that relate to my needs of the week and input these into a handy, dandy (even if unattractive) Excel sheet, do a comparison, and then decide which supermarkets I am going to hit for my weekly supermarket dash.


I may not even visit the online-ads-less supermarkets unless they happen to be on the way. And if I had already purchased an item which is cheaper at the technologically-backward supermarket, I get pissed.  Oy yeh, you will see me cursing ad swearing as I leave the shop in a disgruntled funk.


So, anyway, rant aside, here is the chart for this week.  It is apparent that NTUC is the winner this week with the most items of interest (happily highlighted in red & yellow), followed by Sheng Siong.





So that decides my supermarket dash circuit.  First Sheng Siong so I can double check that they do not offer less for the same items (and also 'cos the items there are lighter), and then NTUC.  I won't even bother with Cold Storage this week as I know I can get beautifully fresh prawns for less at the wet market near home.


And forget about Carrefour, which has not updated their website even before World Cup started.  They still have their World Cup promotions on the site with no new updates.  Dudes, you are playing like Shabi Alonso.  There's the goal.  Now miss.


And Giant.  What's wrong?  You think your mainstay customers, the heartlanders, are incapable of surfing the net?  So there is no need to have a website?  Tut tut.


So the shopping list looks like thus:
NTUC
Baby carrots
Blueberries
Enoki mushrooms
Frozen chicken thighs
Frozen mixed vegetables
Honey cherry tomatoes
Japanese cucumbers
Red seedless grapes
Thai fragrant rice
Sheng Siong
Frozen beef blade
Frozen beef knuckle
Meiji milk


Right, that's the plan at any rate.  I probably will not get everything but at least I know what's available and at a good value.  It all depends on how much time I have, how heavy everything gets such that I refuse to turn into a coolie, and how much money I want to save this week.



Saturday, July 17, 2010

The Rain in Singapore

Wow. What a downpour.


I was furiously playing computer games and totally lost track of the time. Till the thunderous pounding of a furious deluge caught my attention. Startled out of my one-handed clicking of touchpad (come on, you do it two-handed???!!), I went to the kitchen to investigate.


Lucky that I did as half the kitchen was getting water-logged. Bravely battling the stinging pinpricks of angry rain drops (more like rain shards), I closed the windows, tackled the dangling knickers and bras of my housemate tossing damply right in front of the windows, stoically rescuing them to dryer climate.


For some reason that rescue mission made me terribly hungry.


So at around 4am, I started cooking. Yeah, Antony Boudain ain't got nothing on my kookiness.



I wanted hot and soupy to warm me up. Unfortunately my fridge boasts a meager crop. I had decided recently I was going to live even more frugally and efficiently than before. Which means I will only purchase enough groceries to last for a day or so and only on the basis on the sales and promotions of the local supermarkets and shops. That way I get fresh food and less waste.



Fantastic theory. Not so fantastic at 4am when you are craving for a winter soup (hey, monsoon is the Asian winter!) to fight off the pelting cold needles of hunger.


I had:



One packet of chicken livers
One packet of shiitake mushrooms
One packet of young kailan
Two medium-sized red onion
Young ginger
Several cloves of garlic


Oh this is sad but workable. Definitely workable.


I went to work. Voila, 40 minutes later, we had a meal. 40 minutes because I spent part of that time mopping up the wet kitchen floor from the home invasion by the rain.



Firstly, let me put in the caveat that I do not cook by measurements. I throw in things by feel, taste and the good old culinary senses inherited from my gran. But I will try my best to put in guestimations for the noobs.




Rain Fighting Chicken Liver and Kailan soup

1 packet of chicken livers (about 8 was in mine)
1 packet of kailan (once washed & sorted, it was about 2- 2 1/2 cups)
7 shiitake mushrooms
2 medium-sized red onion
1 knob of young ginger (about 2.5cm/1 inch)
1 clove of garlic
2 black dates
1 tbsp gouzi/wolfberries
Oil (about 1 1/2 tbsp)
Mirin (about 1/2 tbsp)
2 chicken stock cubes (try to use the non-MSG ones)
1/2 tbsp oyster sauce
Sesame oil (I only used about 3-4 drops)
White pepper (about 10 dashes ... eh, let's see ... 2 tsp?)
Water (lots. OK, about 2.5 litres?)


1. Prep time:
- Peel, wash (helps keep you from tearing later too) and slice the red onions into thin discs
- Crush, peel and top the clove of garlic
- Peel and slice the ginger into thin discs


2. Wash the kailan well and start sectioning them by hand into large bite-sizes. For me that is about half the length of my palm. I use the stalks too and if any are a little too chunky, I slice these into slanted, 1-inch sections.


3. Wash and cut the mushrooms into quarters.



4. Clean the chicken livers. Some people may dislike the whitish-grey stuff that floats around ominously in your soup but I am OK with that. If you want to get rid of that, you may choose to pour hot boiling water on your livers and quickly discard that liquid and wash them in cool water and set aside. But I warn you that that may over-cook your livers. I hate over-cooked livers. Ptui!



Oh yeah, there's another process to get rid of the scum yet impart flavour to your livers but that's such a long process I can't be arsed to discuss it right now.


5. Heat your oil in your pot. I had some flavoured oil from the last meal I cooked (it was from frying some prawns with garlic which I saved) so I used that. That aroma was drool worthy.



6. Add the trinity of garlic, onions and ginger and saute away till the smells really get to you.



7. Add the mushrooms and saute till well combined.



8. Add the kailan and saute for about 30 seconds on high till they are bright green.



9. Add the water, add the chicken stock and stir.



10. Bring to boil, lower heat to medium and add all the other ingredients except the liver.



11. Adjust all seasonings to taste and then turn up the heat to scorching high and add the livers.



12. Stir gently so as not to traumatise your chicken livers and once soup comes to boil, turn off the heat and cover.


13. Let stand for about 5 minutes and then you can start serving. How long you do this depends on your preference for the done-ness of your chicken livers. I like mine tender and non-Goodyear tyres like.




So there we had it. A nice, hot, tasty and nourishing soup to fight off the rainy blues. I had so much left over I will be having that for at least 3 meals.


As your livers get more and more tough with each re-heating, what I do is start mashing them roughly to break them up, add rice to make a porridge of sorts to extend my buck. You can also add an egg to it to make it richer. Pasta works well too, instead of rice, to make a pasta soup of sorts.



Let's see. I reckon the cost of this meal was rather economical.


Packet of chicken livers - $1.60

Packet of kailan - $1.60
Packet of shiitake mushrooms - $2.00 (I only used 7 though and there was still 3/4 of the packet left)
Garlic, ginger & onions - $1.70 (but I only used about 1/3 of the lot)
The rest of the ingredients were on hand in the pantry or leftovers from previous meals so I am guessing that the cost would not be more than $2


So, that would be a guestimation of a cost of $6.20 for this dish. Which will divide out into about 3-4 meals for me. Which makes about $2 per meal.



Sweet.



And yes, I know that all self-respecting food bloggers must have the obligatory food porn. And no, there is none to this post. What do you expect? That I would cook, clean and then take photos at 5am on a stormy night? Yes, 5am is still night to me.



Hell no! I ate and went back to bed, replete and happy.